Friday, May 13, 2005 . 5:21 PM
Women's English
[Yes = No] [No = Yes] [Maybe = No] [I'm sorry = You'll be sorry] [We need = I want] [It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.] [Do what you want = You'll pay for this later] [We need to talk = I need to complain] [Sure ... go ahead = I don't want you to] [I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!] [You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot] [You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?] [Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs] [This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house] [I want new curtains = ... and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper] [I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep] [Do you love me = I'm going to ask for something expensive] [How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like] [I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV] [Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful] [You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me] [I'm not yelling = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important]
Men's English
[I'm hungry = I'm hungry] [I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy] [I'm tired = I'm tired] [Do you want to go to a movie = I'd eventually like to have sex with you] [Can I take you out to dinner = I'd eventually like to have sex with you] [Can I call you sometime = I'd eventually like to have sex with you] [May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you] [Nice dress! = Nice tits!] [You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you] [What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question] [I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?] [I love you = Let's have sex now] [I love you, too = Okay, I said it ... We'd better have sex now!] [Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = Okay, I said it ... We'd better have sex now!] [Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me] [I think it's cool that you and your friend are so close = I like lesbians] [Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys] [(While shopping): I like that one better = Pick any stupid dress and let's go home and have sex!"]
This is so funnie..
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