Wednesday, November 24, 2004 . 4:09 PM
+ MOODY MULLY WOLLY WALLY +
Every company in s'pore shd start a more liberal and welfare regulation. Instead of watever stupid company dinner or wat welfare sunday or friday, they shd OFFER ALL WOMEN 2-3 off days per mth. Reason being, women ought to b pampered. Women suffer at the hands of their moodswings and it gets worse when their monthly cursed period is near. Which women in their right mind would wan to work with their mood as foul as shit. Everything pisses them off. Everything is depressing. Ignoring their body aches, water retention prob, abdomenal cramps, they still have to put on their oh so sweet smile while actually they juz wanna bite everybody's heads off their neck for still bothering them when they r going thru hell inside. Every company ought to give women a break man.
Female employee: "boss, i wish to take MC for today. " Woman here doesn't wan to waste her precious paid-leave.
Male BOSS : " Why? Wat's wrong with u?"
Female:" I'm having a bloody mentrual cramp here. I juz don wan to work u idiot. U're not a woman u'll never understand! " Woman slams down the phone,triumphant as always.
But y the hell shd women spend their precious money buying MCs when their own prob was they are juz IMMOBILISED in bed for very painful reason. So if companies are welfare they SHOULd I repeat SHOULD let women off for days. Trust me, nobody wans to see the foul faces of women...nor wan any temper thrown at them unreasonably so...juz let us off can or not?!?!
So b4 u stinky smelly men starts to snigger at us with CRUDE remarks abt how we are pmsing when we give u a bad time, then let me provide some very interesting stuffs here. Research are being done at this very moment by some uni in US..to prove that men pms too!!!! wooopiiee...!! Due to hormonal changes,men experience hot flushes...haha nah kidding!! men experiences mood swings,so they are more prone to irritation and outburst as well. OH man...so while this is being proven, imagine the world we live in when this is proven.
Women: " OH..that bastard pmses so much "
MEn: " Shit u women..i don pms!! "
Yeah rite.
OH btw, contrary to popular misconception, pms stands for pre-menstrual symtomps..i donoe and i can't understand y men loves using pms to mean having periods???They muz b dumb...ahh can't blame them then.
The theory of pain.
The threshold of pain. How do u measure pain?
I heard....menstrual cramps is as bad as goin thru labor. ANd i remembered reading somewhere ...giving birth is rated as one of the top 5th most pain thing, some survey done by pple trying to measure how pain is pain.
NOW ...boys...don u think gals deserve more pampering for the pain they go thru in life,every mth and when they bear u kids? U men are so useless. Ur on this earth onli to contribute my kids' other half of the genes.
PS: Yicai and i are fine. Haha..don think too much
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